1:13:00
Do you realize how immoral
this all is?
1:13:03
l've got a hit series.
1:13:05
But you're adding fake laughs.
1:13:09
Give me a tremendous laugh here.
1:13:12
We do the show live
in front of an audience.
1:13:14
But nobody laughs,
because the jokes aren't funny.
1:13:17
That's why this machine is dynamite.
1:13:23
Give me a medium chuckle here...
1:13:26
and then a big hand.
1:13:29
ls there booing on that?
1:13:32
l don't feel well.
1:13:35
- What's the matter?
- l got very dizzy.
1:13:39
- l feel dizzy.
- Sit down.
1:13:41
Jesus.
1:13:44
You all right?
You want to lie down?
1:13:47
No. My stomach felt
queasy all morning.
1:13:50
How about a ginger ale?
1:13:52
No.
Maybe l'd better lie down.
1:13:55
Try to get some of this down.
lt's just plain chicken.
1:14:00
No, l can't eat this.
l'm nauseous.
1:14:05
lf you could get me something
to get me through the next two hours.
1:14:09
l have to go to Burbank
and give out an award on a TV show.
1:14:13
There's nothing wrong with you
as far as l can tell.
1:14:16
You have no fever,
no symptoms of anything serious.
1:14:19
- You haven't eaten pork or shellfish.
- Excuse me. l'm sorry, Doctor.
1:14:23
Alvy, that was the show. Everything
is fine. They found a replacement.
1:14:27
They're going to tape without you.
1:14:30
Jesus!
Now l don't get to do the TV show?
1:14:34
- l can't find any reason for this.
- Nothing at all?
1:14:37
- l could get a lab man up here.
- Hand me the salt, please.
1:14:41
Perhaps it would be better
if we took him to the hospital.
1:14:45
The hospital?
1:14:46
- There's no other way to diagnose him.
- This is not bad, actually.
1:14:55
Don't tell me we're going to have
to walk from the car to the house?
1:14:58
My feet haven't touched pavement
since l reached Los Angeles.