:37:02
THE NEXT TIME YOU FEEL
A FIT COMIN' ON,
:37:05
GO OUTSIDE AND BITCH.
:37:07
BITCH AT THE AIR.
BITCH AT THE TREES.
:37:10
BUT DON'T BITCH AT US!
:37:13
BUT BITCHING ISN'T RELIEF
IF THERE'S NO ONE TO HEAR IT.
:37:16
WELL,
WE CAN'T ALL BE
:37:18
YOUR PSYCHIATRIST,
HONEY.
:37:19
WE'VE GOT PROBLEMS
OF OUR OWN.
:37:21
WELL, WHY ARE YOU
IN MORTVILLE?
:37:24
OH, IT'S A LONG
UGLY STORY.
:37:28
GO AHEAD, MUFFY.
TELL HER.
:37:30
MAYBE SHE'D STOP FEELIN'
SORRY FOR HERSELF.
:37:33
I WASN'T ALWAYS
LIKE THIS.
:37:35
OH, I MEAN, OF
COURSE I WAS ALWAYS
:37:37
VISUALLY STUNNING,
:37:39
BUT I WAS MARRIED
TO A MAN,
:37:42
AND I HAD A BABY
NAMED FREDDY.
:37:44
IT WAS ABOUT
2 YEARS AGO,
:37:46
AND MY HUSBAND AND I
WERE JUST RETURNING
:37:49
FROM A COCKTAIL PARTY.
:37:51
FROM A COCKTAIL PARTY.
:37:55
Muffy: LET ME DRIVE!
:37:57
Husband: GET OFF!
I CAN DRIVE!
:37:59
ALWAYS TRYING
TO BOSS ME AROUND.
:38:01
YOU'RE DRUNK,
AS PER USUAL.
:38:04
AAH!
:38:05
EVERY TIME WE STEP OUT OF
THE HOUSE, YOU GET DEAD DRUNK.
:38:08
WHEN YOU'RE
MARRIED TO A NAG,
:38:10
A MAN'S
GOT TO DRINK.
:38:12
FIRST I HAVE TO BE MORTIFIED
IN FRONT OF OUR FRIENDS.
:38:15
NOW I HAVE TO BE MORTIFIED
IN FRONT OF THE BABY-SITTER.
:38:17
I SUPPOSE I'LL
HAVE TO DRIVE HER HOME.
:38:20
I'LL TAKE HER.
:38:21
YEAH, YOU'LL TAKE HER
STRAIGHT TO THE GRAVEYARD.
:38:24
LET ME DRIVE!
:38:25
GET OFF! I'LL TAKE HER!
:38:26
Boy: CHECK IT OUT. HA!
:38:29
[GUITAR PLAYING]
:38:31
[KIDS SINGING]
:38:33
[DRUMS PLAYING]
:38:35
[KIDS YELLING]
:38:37
[KIDS YELLING]
:38:40
Husband: THIS MOTHERFUCKER
IS HAVING A LITTLE PARTY!
:38:43
Husband: THIS MOTHERFUCKER
IS HAVING A LITTLE PARTY!
:38:44
Muffy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
:38:48
Husband: WHAT IS THIS?
:38:49
[MAN SCREAMING]
:38:52
[MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY]
:38:54
[MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY]
:38:56
WHO ARE YOU?
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
:38:58
WHO ARE YOU?
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!