Fun with Dick and Jane
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You're behind in both mortgages, so
we're third in line behind the bank?

:37:05
And your car is paid for.
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But that car and a dime
would get you a cup of coffee.

:37:10
That's a perfectly good late-model car
worth at least a thousand dollars.

:37:16
You have some jewelry.
Might be worth a few bucks.

:37:18
- The car's at least $900.
- I haven't come to the pluses.

:37:21
Will you wait for me
to come to the pluses?

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Okay.
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On the plus side, you,
Mrs. Harper...

:37:30
...are actually working!
- Yes.

:37:32
Getting paid bupkes, but you're
working. It's regular. And you...

:37:37
You could get another
job. Who knows?

:37:40
They might find a cure for cancer, right?
:37:42
Will you get to the bottom line?
:37:44
The bottom line is that I love people.
So I'm going to let you have...

:37:52
...$ 1000 for one year at
18 and a half compounded.

:37:56
- A thousand dollars?
- 18 and a half? That's against the law.

:37:59
Take it or leave it.
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- We'll take it!
- We'll leave it!

:38:01
- We'll leave it!
- We'll take it!

:38:05
Seven, eight, nine, 1000.
Thank you.

:38:13
This is a holdup! If nobody moves,
nobody gets hurt! Lie down!

:38:16
- Hands up!
- You said nobody move!

:38:18
- Shut up!
- I wouldn't offend you.

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- I told you to lie down and shut up!
- Count on it!

:38:30
Come on, man!
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- I just borrowed this.
- Now you're loaning it.

:38:38
- Borrow it from him.
- This is legally yours.

:38:41
- I'm paying it back. What's the interest?
- You already signed the papers.

:38:45
- Shut up!
- Can we clear this up?

:38:46
- Who are you stealing this from?
- Shut up!

:38:50
- What was that?
- It was me. My gun went off.

:38:53
That'll bring all the heat.
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- Did you get the money?
- Yeah.

:38:57
- Get the broad.
- Hey, man, let's go!


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