:07:01
Speedy car.
:07:04
Speedier than that.
:07:07
Go ahead.
:07:29
- Hello, darlin'.
- Hi, Uncle Bandit.
:07:31
- Which one of the house apes are you?
- Kate.
:07:33
He's droppin' 'em like flies, isn't he?
:07:36
Well, well, well. Hello, beautiful.
:07:39
- How about 'gorgeous'?
- You can't have him.
:07:41
Obviously you can. What are you
tryin' to do, start another race?
:07:44
Look, you got Cledus in jail once.
Leave us alone!
:07:48
- Hi, Uncle Bandit!
- He ain't your damn uncle!
:07:50
I always recognise you! You know why?
You always kick me in the balls!
:07:55
Damn it, Bandit! Look at me!
:07:58
I find it hard to look at you, Waynette,
especially with those things in your hair.
:08:03
Makes me think you're listening
to a radio station in Savannah.
:08:05
You can't go in there and bother Cledus.
Hey! This is my home!
:08:09
- Cledus.
- No!
:08:11
I know in the past
I may have done you wrong.
:08:16
- Right?
- Right.
:08:18
However, in the future, Cledus,
I will never, ever do you wrong again.
:08:23
- Right?
- Right.
:08:26
We have a big chance, a big chance
to make a run for some big bucks.
:08:33
- 80,000 of them.
- Really?
:08:37
- Are we gonna kidnap the Pope or somethin'?
- How'd you guess?
:08:42
No. We're just gonna run over to Texarkana
and pick up 400 cases of Coors
:08:46
and bring it back in 28 hours.
:08:49
Whoa! I got a flash for you.
:08:52
That's called bootleggin',
and that's against the law.
:08:54
Who gives a turkey when the Snowman
and the Bandit are runnin' the booze?
:08:58
- No one can stop us.
- Hold it right there.