Smokey and the Bandit
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1:01:01
- How have you been, Sugar Bear?
- Pretty good. You, Snowman?

1:01:04
Oh, pretty good,
considering the shape I'm in.

1:01:07
Say hello to Waynette.
Looks like old Fred's gettin' fat.

1:01:12
Yeah, tell me about it. It damn sure
ain't from eatin' the food at this joint.

1:01:15
- Tell me about that.
- I know it.

1:01:19
By the way, where did you get
all them warthogs back there?

1:01:23
Damn if I know. They slid
in here a little while ago.

1:01:25
I'm gonna slide on out.
Catch you later, Snowman.

1:01:28
Yeah, why don't you just leave me?
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Yes, operator?
1:01:33
This is a collect call
from Cledus Snow.

1:01:38
No, I am not Hank Snow's brother. No.
1:01:44
Hey, sugarbabe, how you doin'?
1:01:50
- Could I ask you something?
- Sure.

1:01:54
Do you think we have
anything in common?

1:01:58
Besides being chased around
the country in that feckuckteh car?

1:02:02
Yeah.
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Like what?
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Have you ever seen
the Broadway show Chorus Line?

1:02:11
No.
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You like Elton John?
1:02:17
No.
1:02:20
- Do you know who Casey Tibbs is?
- Baseball player.

1:02:24
- Close. Richard Petty?
- No.

1:02:28
- Waylon Jennings? No.
- No.

1:02:34
When you tell somebody somethin',
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it depends on what part of
the United States you're standin' in...

1:02:38
as to just how dumb you are.
1:02:45
Mr Bandit, you have a lyrical way
of cutting through the bullshit.

1:02:49
And you have a unique way with
the English language, Miss Frog.

1:02:56
# Bandit steals a lady's heart

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