:11:01
BOON: What do you mean?
:11:02
Hanging around with animals,
getting drunk every weekend?
:11:06
BOON: No.
:11:07
After I graduate...
:11:09
I'm going to get drunk every night.
:11:12
(Boon humming)
:11:16
I think I'm in love with a retard.
:11:19
Is he bigger than me?
:11:24
(Solemn instrumental music)
:11:33
WORMER: Greg...
:11:34
what is the worst fraternity on this campus?
:11:39
That would be hard to say, sir.
They're each outstanding in their own way...
:11:42
Cut the horseshit, son.
I've got their disciplinary files here.
:11:49
Who dumped a whole truckload of fizzies
into the swim meet?
:11:54
Who delivered the medical-school cadavers
to the alumni dinner?
:11:58
Every Halloween,
the trees are filled with underwear.
:12:02
Every spring, the toilets explode.
:12:06
You're talking about Delta, sir.
:12:08
Of course I'm talking about Delta,
you twerp!
:12:12
This year, it's gonna be different.
:12:15
This year we'll grab the bull by the balls...
:12:18
and kick those punks off campus!
:12:20
What do you intend to do, sir?
Delta's already on probation.
:12:24
WORMER: They are?
GREG: Yes, sir.
:12:26
Oh...
:12:29
Then as of now,
they're on double secret probation!
:12:32
Double secret probation, sir?
:12:34
There is a little-known codicil
in the Faber College Constitution...
:12:38
which gives the Dean
unlimited power to preserve order...
:12:42
in time of campus emergency.
:12:44
Find me a way to revoke Delta's charter.
:12:49
You live next door.
:12:51
Put Neidermeyer on it.
He's a sneaky little shit just like you, right?
:12:57
The time has come for someone
to put his foot down.