:45:00
- It's fate, Fergie. Kismet.
- Kismet, my ass.
:45:02
- Listen, this girl is weird, Tony.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
:45:05
But she's got the prettiest green eyes
I've ever seen.
:45:07
Yeah, they're blue.
:45:08
And behind those blue eyes is
a fruitcake with a homicidal umbrella.
:45:12
- Wait a minute!
- What?
:45:14
You have the prettiest
green eyes I've ever seen.
:45:15
Cut that out.
I hate it when you do that.
:45:17
- Don't do that anymore, all right?
- Let's go, beautiful.
:45:20
Gloria, I don't believe you.
:45:22
How can you be so gullible?
:45:24
You have got albinos chasing you
down the street,
:45:27
prowlers breaking into your apartment.
Don't you see?
:45:31
They're only after one thing.
:45:33
- They wanna get into your pants.
- I don't think so.
:45:37
And now you have this cop
inviting you
:45:39
down to the station house
on your lunch hour.
:45:42
Do you think he's not gonna try
for a little nookie?
:45:45
He's really nice.
:45:46
- Gloria, I'm your friend, right?
- Right.
:45:49
And I wouldn't steer you wrong,
would I?
:45:52
No.
:46:05
Take these.
:46:07
Without them, you are a walking
light bulb waiting to be screwed.