:51:01
I'd like to buy it.
I'd like to bring it in here.
:51:04
No, I'm sorry, Mr Farnswon'th.
That's not for sale.
:51:09
What do you want it for?
:51:10
I've got to get in shape.
I'd like you to help me train.
:51:13
- Train?
- Yeah. As soon as I'm ready...
:51:19
I want you to get me
a tryout with the Rams.
:51:22
- What are you trying out for?
- Quarterback.
:51:26
Quarterback?
:51:30
The point is, Mr Farnswon'th,
:51:33
we already got a quarterback
working with the team.
:51:36
We got a couple
of pretty good backups.
:51:40
You call Hodges good, huh?
:51:43
The point is
we don't need a quarterback.
:51:47
Why don't you try another team?
:51:48
The Oakland Raiders are close.
Give them a call.
:51:52
I want to play quarterback
and get in shape for the Super Bowl.
:51:55
What would it cost to try out?
:51:58
Look, Mr Farnswon'th,
no team wants a crazy trainer,
:52:02
and only a crazy trainer
would arrange a tryout for you.
:52:06
You keep your money,
I'll keep my job,
:52:08
and we'll keep this little
misunderstanding to ourselves.
:52:14
That's all right,
I'll finish that up.
:52:16
What would you say if I told you
I was a professional football player?
:52:22
- These... These are nice.
- Max, you know how people die?
:52:28
Yeah. Why?
:52:31
And after they die,
they go to heaven?
:52:34
I guess, if they're good.
I mean, why not?
:52:39
You know how it works in heaven?
:52:41
- Not exactly.
- It's probability and outcome.
:52:47
I never knew that.
:52:49
Say there's a probability
that some guy's going to die.
:52:51
An escort from his way station
gets a signal.
:52:55
He goes down
and waits for the outcome.
:52:58
If the guy lives,
the escort wasted a trip.