:12:01
I happen to be a C.P.A.
Oh?
:12:04
I could be as logical
as the next person. Oh.
:12:08
Well, you don't strike me
as the accountant type.
:12:11
It's very simple. My whole
life has been a mess.
:12:14
Figures always
come out right.
:12:16
What are you?
Oh, I'm Irish.
:12:19
Well, they're emotional. Why arent you
yelling or crying or something?
:12:22
I did all of that before
in the bathroom.
:12:25
Crying?
Nope. Yelling.
:12:28
I didn't hear you. I
stuffed a towel in my mouth.
:12:33
I'm sorry.
It's all right.
:12:35
No sense crying
over spilt milk.
:12:38
Yeah, you're right.
:12:41
How come we feel
so terrible?
:12:44
Because we're two decent, honest people,
and this thing is tearing us apart.
:12:48
I mean, I know it wasn't our fault, but I-
:12:51
I keep seeing the faces of my children
and the look of betrayal in their eyes.
:12:54
I keep thinking
about my marriage vows,
:12:57
the trust my wife
has placed in me...
:13:00
and all the experiences
we've shared together.
:13:04
And you know
the worst part of it all?
:13:06
What?
:13:08
While I'm thinking
all this,
:13:12
I have this fantastic
hard-on.
:13:19
I really wish
you hadn't said that.
:13:22
I'm sorry. I think we should be
totally honest with each other.
:13:25
It's not that. It's that
I have to go to confession.
:13:34
You know-
:13:38
W-We're both crazy.
You know that, don't you?
:13:40
I mean, this sort of thing happens
every day to millions of people.
:13:45
You don't use actual names
in confession, do you? No.