:50:00
So we went to bed
and we started making love,
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and nothing happened.
:50:06
I mean, for me.
:50:09
I mean, I couldn't-
:50:11
Well, you get the picture.
Yeah. It was no big deal.
:50:14
I mean,
we laughed about it.
:50:16
Then about a half hour later,
just as I was going to sleep,
:50:20
Helen turned to me
and said, "It's funny.
:50:23
When I married a C.P.A., I always thought
it would be his eyes that would go first."
:50:38
Well... she was just trying
to make you feel better.
:50:42
Well, it didn't.
Some things aren't funny.
:50:48
What I'm trying to say is the thing
that bugs me the most about Helen...
:50:52
is that she broke
my pecker.
:51:00
- You're impotent.
- Slightly.
:51:04
That's five people
who know.
:51:06
You, me, Helen and her mother.
Who's the fifth?
:51:10
Chet Huntley. I'm sure her mother has
given him the bulletin for the 6:00 news.
:51:15
Honey, when did this happen? Happen?
:51:18
Doris, we're not talking
about a throughway accident.
:51:21
You don't wake up one morning and say, "Shoot,
the family jewels have gone on the blink."
:51:28
It's a gradual thing.
:51:30
And how's Helen
reacting to it?
:51:33
We haven't
discussed it much.
:51:35
I got the impression she regards it as
a lapse in one's social responsibility.
:51:39
Rather like letting your partner down
in tennis by not holding your serve.
:51:44
I'll be all right.
:51:47
The patient's not dead,
just resting.
:51:51
Doris, that statement hardly
calls for congratulations.
:51:54
No, I need help
getting up.