1:12:00
I guess I figured I'd stay in
there until they'd all gone away.
1:12:03
All right. Maybe
I didn't think things through.
1:12:07
I was there a minute before I realized
I had probably misjudged the situation.
1:12:11
And then when I came out, the three
of them were just staring at me.
1:12:15
Well, it was pretty awkward, but I probably
could've carried it off except for Helen.
1:12:20
- You know what she did?
- What?
1:12:25
She peed on the carpet.
1:12:31
She did what?
Well, not right away.
1:12:35
First,
she started to laugh.
1:12:38
Her face was all screwed up.
She was holding her sides.
1:12:41
Tears were streaming down her cheeks.
And then she peed all over the carpet.
1:12:47
What did you say?
1:12:50
I said, "You'll have to
excuse my wife.
1:12:52
Ever since her last pregnancy,
she's had a problem."
1:12:55
Then I offered
to have the rug cleaned.
1:12:58
- Did that help?
- No. They said they had a maid, and it wouldn't be necessary.
1:13:11
You think this is funny?
Listen.
1:13:14
I've been meaning to tell
you this for a long time.
1:13:18
I just love Helen.
1:13:25
Would she come off any worse
if I told you I lost the account?
1:13:28
Oh, George, when
did you get so stuffy?
1:13:32
Stuffy?
Yeah.
1:13:36
Am I stuffy because I don't like
my wife to urinate on my client's carpet?
1:13:41
Well, I didn't mean
just that, honey, but-
1:13:44
Well, look at you. You
just scream establishment.
1:13:49
I am not a faddist.
1:13:52
- What do you mean? - I mean I have no
desire to be those middle-aged idiots...
1:13:56
who walk around in bell-bottomed
trousers and Prince Valiant haircuts...
1:13:59
saying "ciao."