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HYDRAULICS, PURE FUNCTION.
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AS YOU MAY
OR MAY NOT KNOW,
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I AM VERY HEAVY
INTO REAL ESTATE.
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IN ORDER TO MAKE MONEY
IN THAT GAME,
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YOU HAVE TO BUY
FOR A LITTLE
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AND SELL FOR A LOT.
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SO, THE PROBLEM--
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HOW TO MAKE THE LAND
MORE VALUABLE
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BETWEEN THE TIME
YOU BUY IT
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AND THE TIME YOU SELL IT.
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THIS IS CALIFORNIA,
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THE RICHEST STATE
IN THE UNION.
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I DON'T NEED A GEOGRAPHY
LESSON, LUTHOR.
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YOU'VE BEEN THERE.
YOU GET AROUND.
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WHERE WAS I?
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CALIFORNIA.
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THE SAN ANDREAS FAULT.
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MAYBE YOU'VE
HEARD OF IT?
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THE JOINING TOGETHER
OF 2 LAND MASSES.
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THE FAULT LINE
IS SHIFTING,
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WHICH IS WHY
YOU GET EARTHQUAKES.
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WONDERFUL!
:30:49
COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT
BETTER MYSELF.
:30:52
EVERYTHING WEST
OF THIS LINE
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IS THE RICHEST REAL ESTATE
IN THE WORLD--
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SAN DIEGO, LOS ANGELES,
SAN FRANCISCO.
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EVERYTHING
ON THIS SIDE
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IS JUST
HUNDREDS OF MILES
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OF WORTHLESS
DESERT LAND
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WHICH HAPPENS
TO BE OWNED BY...
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LEX LUTHOR,
INCORPORATED.
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NOW, CALL ME FOOLISH,
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CALL ME IRRESPONSIBLE...
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IT OCCURS TO ME
THAT A 500-MEGATON BOMB
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PLANTED AT JUST
THE PROPER POINT,
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WOULD, UH...
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WOULD DESTROY
MOST OF CALIFORNIA.
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MILLIONS OF INNOCENT
PEOPLE WOULD BE KILLED.
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THE WEST COAST
AS WE KNOW IT WOULD--
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FALL INTO THE SEA.
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BYE-BYE, CALIFORNIA.
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HELLO, NEW WEST COAST.
:31:32
MY WEST COAST.
:31:36
COSTA DEL LEX,
LUTHORVILLE,
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MARINA DEL LEX,
OTISBURG.
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OTISBURG?
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MISS TESCHMACHER,
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SHE'S GOT
HER OWN PLACE.
:31:46
OTISBURG?
:31:47
IT'S A LITTLE,
BITTY PLACE.
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OTISBURG?
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I'LL JUST
WIPE IT OFF.
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YOU'RE A DREAMER,
LEX LUTHOR--
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A SICK, TWISTED DREAMER.
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YOUR PLAN COULDN'T WORK.
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THERE WERE
SOME PROBLEMS--