:48:00
- I' m curious. What business are you in?
- I have my own business.
:48:04
We make rivets for the auto industry.
We sell to Fisher Body.
:48:07
Rivets? That sounds like a good,
solid American business. Right, Kurt?
:48:11
- Right.
- Sit down, will you?
:48:14
Why does a solid American businessman
like you want to get into pornography?
:48:18
Well, I' ll tell you, Bill.
Is it all right if I call you Bill?
:48:21
Yeah, you can call me Bill. Go ahead.
:48:24
I' ll be frank with you, Bill.
I' ve made a lot of money, but...
:48:27
Well, even rivets can get a little boring
after a while.
:48:30
So when my business manager suggested
that I tax-shelter some income...
:48:33
I thought I' d give this a try.
:48:35
- What, the rivet hit you in the eye?
- Detroit' s a tough town.
:48:39
It' s cool, you don' t have to bullshit me.
:48:41
You' re looking to lay some pipe, right?
:48:45
Get fucked? Humped? Banged?
:48:49
Not exactly.
:48:52
You know, $50,000 buys you a lot of pussy.
:48:54
You can get yourself pussy-whipped
for that kind of money.
:48:57
What do you want to fuck
with the movie business for?
:48:59
- It' s an investment.
- It' s an investment?
:49:02
Don' t get me wrong. A couple of years ago,
I would have jumped at your $50,000.
:49:06
But listen to this. Kurt, what did we do
on High School Honeys last year?
:49:10
$5,300,000.
:49:12
That' s $5,300,000.
:49:15
Does that sound like I need a partner?
I don' t take partners. Right, Kurt?
:49:19
But I' ll give you some advice.
You look like a nice guy.
:49:21
You want to take some advice from me?
Start small, with the kiddie porn.
:49:25
Then work yourself up.
And you come around the set.
:49:28
I' ll see if somebody wants your $50,000,
and you can get into business.
:49:31
- I appreciate that, Bill.
- You appreciate it?
:49:33
Okay, but right now, I got to go.
:49:35
I' m a hypoglycemic, my sugar runs low
every two hours. So I got to eat something.
:49:39
Jake, don' t forget my door is always open
to artistic people.
:49:43
I want you to get me a hamburger, Jean,
and some dry toast.
:49:49
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:49:56
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