Life of Brian
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:02:00
Is this some kind of joke?
:02:02
We wish to praise the infant.
:02:04
We must pay homage to him.
:02:06
Homage? You're drunk!
It's disgusting!

:02:09
Out the door! Out! Bashing me with
tales about Oriental fortunetellers.

:02:13
Come on, out!
No, no. We must see him.

:02:16
Go and praise someone else's brat.
We were led by a star.

:02:19
Led by a bottle,
more like. Go on out.

:02:21
We must see him.
We have brought presents.

:02:23
Out!
Gold, frankincense, myrrh.

:02:25
Well, why didn't you say?
He's over there.

:02:28
Sorry the place
is a bit of a mess.

:02:32
Well, what is myrrh anyway?
It is a valuable balm.

:02:35
A balm? What are you giving him
a balm for? It might bite him.

:02:39
What?
That's a dangerous animal.

:02:42
No, it isn't.
Yes, it is.

:02:45
It's great big and
No, it is an ointment.

:02:47
Well, there is an animal
called a balm... or did I dream it?

:02:51
So you're astrologers, are you?
Well, what is he, then?

:02:55
Hmm?
What star sign is he?

:02:57
Well, Capricorn.
Capricorn, eh? What are they like?

:03:02
He is the Son of God,
our Messiah.

:03:04
King of the Jews!
:03:06
That's Capricorn, is it?
No, that's just him.

:03:09
Oh, I was gonna say, otherwise
there would be a lot of them.

:03:13
By what name are you calling him?
Uh, Brian.

:03:16
We worship you, O Brian,
who are lord over us all.

:03:20
Praise unto you, Brian, and
to the Lord, our Father. Amen.

:03:25
You do a lot of this, then?
What?

:03:28
This praising.
No, no, no, no.

:03:30
Well, if you're
dropping by again, do pop in.

:03:33
And thanks a lot for
the gold and frankincense.

:03:35
But don't worry too much
about the myrrh next time, all right?

:03:39
Thank you.
Goodbye.

:03:43
Well, weren't they nice?
:03:45
Out of their bloody minds,
but still... Iook at that!

:03:48
Here! Here!
:03:51
That That's mine!
Hey, he's a baby! Oh!


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