Life of Brian
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:19:00
From now on, I want you all
to call me "Loretta".

:19:05
What?
It's my right as a man.

:19:08
Well, why do you want
to be Loretta, Stan?

:19:12
I want to have babies.
:19:14
You want to have babies?
:19:17
It's every man's right
to have babies if he wants them.

:19:20
But you can't have babies.
Don't you oppress me.

:19:22
I'm not oppressing you.
You haven't got a womb.

:19:26
Where is the fetus
gonna gestate?

:19:28
You're gonna keep it
in a box?

:19:33
Here, I've got an idea.
:19:35
Suppose you agree that
he can't actually have babies,

:19:38
not having a womb which is
nobody's fault, not even the Romans'

:19:41
but that he can have
the right to have babies?

:19:44
Good idea, Judith.
We shall fight the oppressors...

:19:46
for your right to have
babies, brother

:19:48
Sister. Sorry.
What's the point?

:19:51
What?
What's the point of fighting
for his right to have babies...

:19:54
when he can't have babies?
:19:58
It is symbolic of our
struggle against oppression.

:20:03
Symbolic of his struggle
against reality.

:20:14
It's dangerous out there.
:20:36
Larks' tongues. Otters' noses.
Ocelot spleens.

:20:40
Got any nuts?
Haven't got any nuts. Sorry.

:20:43
I've got wrens' livers,
badger spleens
No, no, no.

:20:46
Otters' noses?
I don't want that Roman rubbish!

:20:48
Why don't you sell proper food?
Proper food?

:20:52
Yeah, and not those rich,
lmperialist tidbits.

:20:54
Well, don't blame me.
I didn't ask to sell this stuff.

:20:57
All right.
Bag of otters' noses, then.

:20:59
Make it two. Thanks, Reg.
Two.


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