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Manacles?
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My idea of heaven is to be
allowed to be put in manacles...
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just for a few hours.
:35:08
They must think the sun shines
out of your ass, son.
:35:12
Oh, lay off me!
I've had a hard time!
:35:14
You've had a hard time?
I've been here five years.
:35:17
They only hung me the right way
up yesterday, so don't you
:35:20
All right, all right.
:35:23
They must think
you're Lord God Almighty.
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What will they do to me?
Oh, you'll probably
get away with crucifixion.
:35:30
Crucifixion?
Yeah, first offense.
:35:33
Get away with crucifixion?
It's
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Best thing the Romans ever did for us.
What?
:35:38
Oh, yeah, if we didn't have crucifixion,
this country'd be in a bloody mess.
:35:41
Guard!
Nail him up, I say!
:35:44
Guard!
Nail some sense into him!
:35:47
What do you want?
:35:49
I want you to move me to another cell.
:35:52
Aah!
Oh, look at that! Bloody favoritism.
:35:56
Shut up, you!
Sorry.
:36:02
Now take my case.
They hung me up here five years ago.
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Every night, they take me down for
20 minutes, then they hang me up again,
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which I regard as very fair
in view of what I've done.
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And if nothing else, it's
taught me to respect the Romans,
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and it's taught me that you'll
never get anywhere in this life...
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unless you're prepared to do
a fair day's work for a fair day's
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Oh, shut up!
:36:26
Here.
Pilate wants to see you.
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Me?
Come on!
:36:31
Pilate? What's he want
to see me for?
:36:33
I think he wants to know which way up
you want to be crucified.
:36:36
Nice one, centurion. Like it.
:36:39
Shut up!
Right, right.
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Terrific race, the Romans.
Terrific!