Life of Brian
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Haggle properly. This isn't worth 19.
You just said it was worth 20.

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Oh, dear, oh, dear.
Come on, haggle.

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All right, I'll give you ten.
That's more like it.

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Ten? Are you
trying to insult me?

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Me with a poor, dying
grandmother? Ten?

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All right, I'll give you 11.
Now you're gettin' it.

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Did I hear you right? Eleven?
This cost me 12. You want to ruin me?

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Seventeen?
No, no, no, no. Seventeen.

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Eighteen.
No, no. You go to 14 now.

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All right, I'll give you 14.
Fourteen? Are you joking?

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That's what you told me to say!
Oh, dear.

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Oh, tell me
what to say, please!

:45:33
Offer me 14.
I'll give you 14.

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He's offering me 14 for this!
Fifteen!

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Seventeen. My last word. I won't take
a penny less, or strike me dead.

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Sixteen.
Done.

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Nice to do business with you.
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I'll throw you in this as well.
I don't want it, but thanks.

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Burt.
All right, all right.

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Now, where's the 16 you owe me?
I just gave you 20.

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Right. That's four I owe you, then.
That's right. That's fine.

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I've got it here somewhere.
That's four for the gourd.

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Four? For this gourd?
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Look at it! It's worth ten
if it's worth a shekel.

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You gave it to me for nothing.
Yes, but it's worth ten.

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All right, all right.
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No, no, no, no.
It's not worth ten.

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You're supposed to argue.
"Ten for that? You must be mad".

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Oh, well.
One born every minute.

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Daniel.
Daniel.

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Job.
Job.

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Joshua.
Joshua.

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Judges.
Judges.

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And Brian.
And Brian.

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I now propose that all seven
of these exbrothers...

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be now entered in the minutes
as probationary martyrs to the cause.

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I second that, Reg.
Thank you, Loretta. On the nod.

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Siblings, let us not
be down on it.

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One total catastrophe like this...
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is just the beginning!
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Their glorious deaths
shall unite us all in

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Look out!

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