Life of Brian
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:51:02
How much do you want for the gourd?
You can have it.

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Have it?
Yes. Consider the lilies.

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Don't you want to haggle?
No. In the field.

:51:09
What's wrong with it?
Nothing. Take it.

:51:11
Consider the lilies?
Well, the birds, then.

:51:14
What birds?
Any birds.

:51:16
Why?
Well, have they got jobs?

:51:19
Who?
The birds.

:51:21
Have the birds got jobs?
:51:23
What's the matter with him?
Says the birds are scrounging.

:51:26
The point is, the birds,
they do all right, don't they?

:51:29
Well, good luck to 'em.
Yeah, they're very pretty.

:51:32
Okay. And you're much more
important than they are, right?

:51:36
So what are you worrying about?
There you are. See?

:51:38
I'm worrying about what
you've got against birds.

:51:41
I haven't got anything
against the birds.

:51:43
Consider the lilies.
He's having a go at the flowers now!

:51:46
Give the flowers a chance.
I'll give you one for it.

:51:49
It's yours.
Two, then.

:51:51
Look, there was this man,
and he had two servants.

:51:53
What were they called?
What were their names?

:51:56
I don't know.
And he gave them some talents.

:51:59
You don't know?
Well, it doesn't matter.

:52:01
He doesn't know
what they were called!

:52:03
They were called Simon and Adrian.
You said you didn't know!

:52:06
It really doesn't matter. The point is,
there were these two servants.

:52:09
He's making it up as he goes along.
No, I'm not!

:52:12
And he gave them
Wait, were there three?

:52:15
Oh, he's terrible.
:52:17
There were two or three.
Oh, get off!

:52:26
Now hear this!
Blessed are they...

:52:29
Three.
who convert their neighbor's asses.

:52:31
For they shall inhibit their girth.
Rubbish!

:52:34
And to them only shall be given
:52:38
to them only...
:52:41
shall be given
:52:46
What?
Hmm?

:52:48
Shall be given what?
Oh, nothing.

:52:51
What were you going to say?
Nothing.

:52:53
Yes, you were going to say something.
No, I finished.

:52:55
Tell us before you go.
I'm finished.

:52:59
No, you don't.
Why won't he tell?


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