Life of Brian
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:58:01
He has made the bush
fruitful by his words!

:58:06
They've brought forth
juniper berries.

:58:08
Of course! They're juniper bushes!
What do you expect!

:58:12
Show us another miracle.
:58:14
Do not tempt him, shallow ones!
:58:16
Is not the miracle of
the juniper bushes enough?

:58:19
I say, those
are my juniper bushes!

:58:21
They are a gift from God.
They're all I've got to eat.

:58:25
I say, get off those bushes.
Go on. Clear off.

:58:30
Lord, I am affected
by a bald patch.

:58:34
I'm healed!
The master has healed me!

:58:38
I didn't touch him!
:58:39
I was blind,
and now I can see!

:58:42
A miracle! A miracle!
:58:45
Tell them to stop it.
:58:48
I hadn't said a word
for 18 years till he came along.

:58:52
A miracle!
He is the Messiah!

:58:55
He hurt my foot!
:58:57
Hurt my foot!
Hurt mine!

:59:00
Hail Messiah!
I'm not the Messiah.

:59:04
I say you are, Lord, and I should know.
I've followed a few.

:59:08
Hail Messiah!
:59:10
I'm not the Messiah!
Will you please listen?

:59:13
I'm not the Messiah!
Do you understand? Honestly!

:59:16
Only the true Messiah
denies his divinity.

:59:20
What? Well, what sort of chance
does that give me?

:59:23
All right,
I am the Messiah!

:59:26
He is!
He is the Messiah!

:59:29
Now, fuck off!
:59:39
How shall we
fuck off, O Lord?

:59:41
Just leave me alone!
:59:43
You told these people
to eat my juniper berries!

:59:46
You break my bloody foot,
you break my vow of silence...

:59:49
and then you try to clean up
on my juniper bushes!

:59:52
Lay off!
This is the Messiah, the Chosen One!

:59:55
No, he's not.
An unbeliever!

:59:58
An unbeliever!
Persecute. Kill the heretic!


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