Life of Brian
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1:20:01
I'm a Samaritan!
A Samaritan?

1:20:03
This is supposed
to be a Jewish section.

1:20:05
It doesn't matter.
You're all gonna die in a day or two!

1:20:09
It may not matter to you, Roman,
but it certainly matters to us,
doesn't it, darling?

1:20:12
Oh, rather!
Under the terms
of the Roman occupancy,

1:20:16
we're entitled to be crucified
in a purely Jewish area.

1:20:19
Pharisees separate
from Sadducees.

1:20:21
And Swedish separate from Welsh!
1:20:24
All right, all right, all right.
We'll soon settle this.

1:20:28
Hands up all those who don't
want to be crucified here.

1:20:33
Right. Next!
1:20:36
Uh, look. It's not my cross.
What?

1:20:38
Um, it's not my cross.
I was, um, holding it for someone.

1:20:41
Just lie down.
I haven't got all day.

1:20:43
No, of course. Look.
I hate to make a fuss

1:20:45
Look. We've had a busy day.
There's 140 of you lot to get up.

1:20:49
ls he Jewish?
Will you be quiet?

1:20:51
We don't want any more
Samaritans around here.

1:20:53
Belt up!
Will you let me down if he comes back?

1:20:57
Yeah, yeah,
we'll let you down. Next!

1:20:59
You don't have to do this.
You don't have to take orders.

1:21:02
I like orders.
1:21:26
See? Not so bad,
once you're up.

1:21:29
You being rescued, then,
are you?

1:21:30
It's a bit late for that now,
isn't it?

1:21:32
Oh, now, now. We've got
a couple of days up here.

1:21:35
Plenty of time.
Lots of people get rescued.

1:21:37
Oh?
Yeah. My brother usually rescues me,

1:21:40
if he can keep off the tail
for more than 20 minutes.

1:21:43
Oh?
Randy little bugger.

1:21:45
Up and down like the Assyrian Empire.
1:21:51
Hello.
Your family arrived, then?

1:21:53
Reg!
1:21:55
Hello, Sibling Brian.
Thank God you've come, Reg.

1:21:58
Well, I think I should point out
first, Brian, in all fairness,
we are not the rescue committee.


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