Love at First Bite
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:06:05
Master, there's someone at the door.
:06:07
They want to see you.
I think they are from the government.

:06:12
- How do you know?
- They are wearing shoes.

:06:15
"And therefore by a unanimous vote
of the Central Committee...

:06:18
"it has been decided to turn this castle...
:06:21
"into a training camp
for our young athletes."

:06:25
You and your cockroach-eating friend
over there...

:06:28
have 48 hours to get out!
:06:31
Good evening, Comrade Count.
:06:39
Wait one minute.
:06:43
This is my home.
:06:45
My people cleared the land.
:06:47
We tortured innocent peasants for it.
:06:49
We even murdered for it.
:06:51
By Romanian law, that makes it ours.
:06:55
Now you listen to me, stupid.
:06:59
In 48 hours, we will be back here...
:07:02
with trampolines, parallel bars, swings...
:07:06
and Nadia Comaneci. Don't be here!
:07:10
Don't be here?
:07:13
Where am I to go?
:07:15
You have a choice, Comrade Count.
:07:18
Either you spend the rest of your life
in an efficiency apartment...

:07:23
with seven dissidents and one toilet...
:07:26
or you gather your aristocratic shit together
and split.

:07:40
Renfield!
:07:42
Yes, master.
:07:44
What is an efficiency apartment?
:07:48
I don't know, master.
:07:50
What's a toilet?
:07:57
Get the monster.
:07:59
The horses are harnessed, master. It's time.

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