:04:01
Okay, everybody, I'm waiting.
People, settle down.
:04:10
Okay, that's better.
:04:12
There's a lot of new people this year,
so before I go any further...
:04:15
I want to introduce myself.
:04:17
- My name's Morty Melnick.
- Hi, Mickey!
:04:20
The name is Morty, not Mickey.
:04:23
The buses are leaving tomorrow morning
at 6:30 to pick up the kids.
:04:26
It's important you get
your bus assignments...
:04:28
to know which kids
you're in charge of.
:04:37
Don't argue with me, Bradley.
:04:39
You can get rabies
from a raccoon too.
:04:41
- Tell him, Maury.
- That's right.
:04:43
Don't forget to put paper
on the toilet seat covers...
:04:46
'cause you can get
a terrible infection...
:04:47
I meant to ask you,
did you bring smokes?
:04:50
No, I couldn't. I forgot.
:04:52
My mom found the carton in my suitcase.
She had a shit-fit.
:04:54
- Why don't we get some.
- Yeah.
:04:57
Mommy. Mommy.
:04:59
Where's my mommy?
:05:00
Tripper, I'm looking forward
to some action this summer.
:05:04
I hope you and your gentlemen
can supply it for me.
:05:06
I could supply you, but the guy
you gotta watch out for is Spaz.
:05:10
- Spaz?
- He's a sex machine.
:05:13
Are you kidding me?
:05:15
He couldn't wake me up
with a trumpet and a drum.
:05:18
Well, I went out with him one night,
and he got us six nurses by himself...
:05:22
and four of them couldn't report
to work the next morning.
:05:29
You gonna be okay?
:05:32
Hey, I'll see you
at the end of the summer, okay?
:05:47
This bus does not have
a safety inspection sticker.
:05:50
- It's a fine old bus.
- No, it's not! It is a piece of junk.
:05:54
I'm gonna tell my father,
and he's gonna report you...
:05:56
- to the Department of Motor Vehicles...
- Roxanne!
:05:59
And you're going to jail,
behind bars.