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Sure, they're terrific athletes.
They have the best equipment available.
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Hell, every team they're sending here
has their own personal masseuse.
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Not masseur. Masseuse.
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But it doesn't matter.
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Do you know that every Mohawk competitor
has an electrocardiogram...
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blood and urine tests
every 48 hours...
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to see if there's any change
in his physical condition?
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Do you know that they use the most
sophisticated training methods...
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from the Soviet Union,
East and West Germany...
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and the newest Olympic power,
Trinidad-Tobago?
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But it doesn't matter.
It just doesn't matter!
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I tell you,
it just doesn't matter!
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Even! Even if we win...
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If we win! Ha!
:20:58
Even if we play
so far over our heads...
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that our noses bleed
for a week to ten days...
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even if God in heaven above...
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comes down and points His hand
at our side of the field...
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even if every man,
woman and child...
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held hands together
and prayed for us to win...
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it just wouldn't matter...
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because all the really
good-looking girls...
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would still go out
with a guy from Mohawk...
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'cause they got all the money!
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It just doesn't matter
if we win or we lose!