:29:02
You jerk.
:29:03
So we need a distance man.
:29:05
- Any ideas?
- You, buddy.
:29:08
Don't look at me.
I'd be pukin' after the first mile.
:29:10
- Somebody's gotta do it.
- Finkelstein's your man, sir.
:29:13
Larry Finkelstein.
:29:18
- Here's your man.
- No, Tripper.
:29:20
Where?
:29:22
Right here. Rudy Gerner.
:29:25
- Please don't.
- He's the best we got.
:29:27
Get serious.
:29:28
No offense, but that kid
can't even catch a football.
:29:31
For your information, Phillip...
:29:33
Rudy is a three-time Junior State
long distance medal award winner.
:29:37
- Bullshit.
- And...
:29:39
he won a presidential citation
from his Committee on Physical Fitness.
:29:43
He's lyin' to me.
:29:45
I can't do it, Tripper.
:29:47
You can. Believe me.
:29:49
Morty, give him a chance.
No one else wants to.
:29:51
Come on, Morty!
Make up your mind.
:29:53
Come on, Morty.
For once make a decision.
:29:58
All right.
Gerner runs the marathon.
:30:04
What do you think
our chances are?
:30:07
I hope I don't
let you down, Tripper.
:30:10
You won't.
:30:11
Let's go get laid
before the race, huh?
:30:18
- How's the leg?
- It's okay.
:30:20
For now. But if you don't win,
we cut it off. Okay, here's the thing.
:30:24
On open ground this guy could take you,
but you're runnin' through the woods.
:30:28
You got a chance. You're smaller
and you can run through bushes faster.
:30:31
You're like a little rabbit.
You're Rudy the Wabbit, okay?
:30:34
When you're running, think,
"I'm Rudy the Wabbit."
:30:37
Stay right behind him
until you get to the woods.
:30:39
When you get to the woods, pass him.
Don't even look in the rearview mirror.
:30:43
Be ahead of him when you get to the edge
of the woods, 'cause when you get out...
:30:46
there's open ground,
and that's where you'll have trouble.
:30:49
You gotta have a hell of a lead
when you get outta the woods.
:30:51
- All right, what's your name?
- Rudy Gerner.
:30:54
No. It's Rudy the Wabbit.
What's your name?
:30:57
- Rudy the Rabbit.
- You're the winner.