:07:10
- What are you gettin' fixed up for?
- I'm goin' into town.
:07:15
What do you need in town?
:07:17
Things.
:07:18
- OK. I'll drive you in.
- You got Bonanza on next.
:07:23
Oh, no, I'm gonna miss that.
It's the same thing every week anyhow.
:07:28
I'm goin' to JC Penney's,
buy myself some panties
:07:31
and a white cotton brassiere, size 32B.
:07:34
You wanna come and sit outside the dressin'
room and have the ladies look at you?
:07:39
No, ma'am, I don't care to do that.
You comin' straight back?
:07:44
No. After that I'm goin' to the drugstore,
:07:47
buy myself some Kotex pads
and a Cosmopolitan magazine.
:07:51
Mm-hm. Then you comin' home?
:07:54
Yeah. After that, I'll be so tired out
from all the excitement I'll be comin' home.
:08:00
Mm-hm.
:08:07
Hi.
:08:09
Mr Wichard?
:08:12
That's right. Vernon Wichard. Who are you?
:08:14
- My name is Reuben Warshawsky.
- Warshawsky? What kinda name is that?
:08:20
The kind you have to spell for
telephone operators and head waiters.
:08:24
- What do you want?
- I'd like to get me a room with a mill family.
:08:28
What for? We got a hotel with 12 rooms.
We got a motel with 36 rooms.
:08:33
I wanna get to know
some mill hands close up.
:08:36
Uh-huh. Why is that?
:08:38
I'll tell ya, Mr Wichard. I just got into town
about, uh, an hour ago. Hi. How are you?
:08:43
I got out of my rented car and,
before I had a chance to adjust my crotch,
:08:47
the chief of police was on me saying
"Who are you? What are you doin' here?"
:08:51
So I told him I was a labour organiser, come
to put a unión in the OP Henley textile mill,
:08:56
and he said "The hell you are." He gave me
a ticket and told me to get elsewhere.