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From there, the poison works
on the central nervous system,

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causing severe muscle spasms,
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followed by the inevitable drooling.
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At this point,
the digestive system collapses,

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accompanied
by uncontrollable flatulence.

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Until, finally,
the poor bastard is reduced

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to a quivering,
wasted piece of jelly.

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Put it on...automatic pilot.
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Automatic pilot, automatic pilot...
There it is!

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I'll go back to the passengers.
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Come in, 209er. This is Chicago.
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Flight 209er, come in.
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This is Elaine Dickinson,
the stewardess.

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Captain Oveur's passed out.
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We've lost the co-pilot
and navigator, too. We're in trouble.

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Roger. I'm Steve McCroskey,
Chicago air control.

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I'll be back in a moment.
Hold all takeoffs.

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When 508 reports,
bring it straight in.

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Suspend all meal service
on flights leaving Los Angeles.

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Tell all dispatchers
to remain at the post.

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- How about coffee?
- No, thanks.

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I want the weather
on every available landing field.

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You understand?
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Any place available
to land that plane!

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Go to the tower
and get a runway diagram.

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Check down the field
for emergency equipment.

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Chief, we got fog every place
east of the Rockies.

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They'll have
to come through to Chicago.

:41:51
Looks like I picked the wrong week
to quit smoking.

:41:54
Get the best available man
who won't crack under pressure.

:41:59
How about Mr Rogers?

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