:23:02
I planned to go to law school
after I graduated, but...
:23:05
...it looks like my folks
won't have enough money...
:23:07
...to put me through college.
:23:08
Well, the world needs
ditchdiggers, too.
:23:13
Nice try.
:23:20
Great big gobs of greasy
grimy gopher guts.
:23:25
How about a nice,
cool drink, varmints?
:23:28
Scum, slime.
Menace to the golfing industry!
:23:32
You know you're a disgrace.
You're varmints.
:23:34
You're one of the lowest members
of the food chain...
:23:36
...and you'll probably
be replaced by the rat.
:23:42
Well, I have been pushed.
:23:45
I think it's about time somebody
teaches these varmints...
:23:47
...a little lesson about morality...
:23:49
...and about what it's like to be a
decent upstanding member of a society!
:23:55
Come to Carl, varmint.
:24:03
Okay! I guess we're
playing for keeps now.
:24:05
I guess the kidding around
is pretty much over, huh?
:24:07
I guess it's just a matter now of...
:24:09
...pumping about 15,000...
:24:10
...gallons of water down there...
:24:13
...to teach you a little bit
of a lesson.
:24:14
Is that it? I think it is!
:24:28
Say, you guys are brothers, huh?
:24:31
Is this a family business, or what?
:24:33
They say for Italians this is
skilled labor, you know that?
:24:36
No, actually, I'm a rich millionaire.
:24:39
You see, my doctor
told me to get out...
:24:40
...and carry golf bags
a couple of times a week.
:24:42
Oh, you're a funny kid. What time
are you due back in Boys Town?
:24:51
Albert Einstein gave me this.
:24:54
Nice man.
:24:57
He made a fortune in physics.