:29:02
License to kill gophers by the
government of the United Nations.
:29:07
Man... free to kill gophers at will.
:29:10
To kill, you must know your enemy.
:29:12
In this case, my enemy is a varmint,
and a varmint will never quit.
:29:17
Ever! They're like the Viet Cong.
Varmint Cong!
:29:23
So what you have to do,
you have to fall back...
:29:26
...on superior firepower...
:29:29
...and superior intelligence.
:29:33
And that's all she wrote.
:29:59
Are you going to eat your fat?
:30:02
You're looking lovely
this evening, Mrs. Smails.
:30:08
You'd be interested to know
this uniform was given me...
:30:11
...by the Captain of the Links
at St. Andrews from Scotland.
:30:14
They invented the game there,
except they call it "gof"...
:30:16
...without the "L" as we do.
:30:19
I think I have enough butter now.
:30:20
Right. If you need any more...
:30:26
So when Mona died last winter,
I said to myself,
:30:28
"Al, if you keep busting your hump
16, 20 hours a day...
:30:31
"...you'll end up with
a $60-million funeral!"
:30:34
Hey, doll, could you scare up
another round for our table?
:30:37
And tell the cook this is
low-grade dog food.
:30:40
Here, take this for yourself.
:30:43
Gee, I had better food at the ballgame!
:30:46
I tell you, this steak still has marks
where the jockey was hitting it.
:30:50
Well, anyway, today I just
stick to real estate.
:30:53
With the market these days,
if you own anything but land...
:30:55
...you own a popcorn farm!