1:08:02
We can't have happy people
walking on this planet.
1:08:06
Everybody's gotta be
so goddamn serious.
1:08:09
Everyone's gotta stay in business...
1:08:11
...and suffer so the witch doctors
and the deodorant-spray people...
1:08:16
...and plastic surgeons
could stay in business.
1:08:19
And we can all go fucking pray
to the asshole God up there...
1:08:23
...that fucked it up
in the first place!
1:08:30
Does all this make you
realize anything about yourself?
1:08:34
-What?
-How does it affect you?
1:08:39
How does it affect me?
1:08:42
I'm here,
and I'm in this fucking school.
1:08:45
And I'm fucking everybody back
for Freddie!
1:08:48
Take it easy, Ralph.
1:08:50
You want them laughing
with you, not at you.
1:08:54
I don't want them laughing.
1:09:07
Leroy?
1:09:10
Ma'am?
1:09:11
What are you wearing, Leroy?
1:09:14
-A hat.
-On your feet, Leroy.
1:09:17
Oh, those. You like them? They get me
to class quicker, get more learning in.
1:09:21
-What about your book report?
-I done it.
1:09:24
-You did it.
-1000 words. I counted them too.
1:09:27
-The Best of Playboy isn't a book report.
-It's reading, ain't it?
1:09:30
So is 1984, Huckleberry Finn,
Great Expectations. You heard of those?
1:09:35
I seen a couple of the movies.
1:09:37
If you don't read,
you're missing so much.
1:09:41
-I don't like reading. It's not my style.
-Then try Othello. He's black.
1:09:46
-1000 words in two weeks.
-Or what?
1:09:50
Or you'll skate right out of
this school, Mr. Johnson.