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How was Hollywood?
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Slow.
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I met some people,
went to some parties.
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-I did a pilot for a series.
-I didn't see it.
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Nobody saw it.
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Sorry.
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-I did a couple of days as a male nurse.
-Did you?
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On a soap.
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-I didn't like L.A. too much.
-It sucks out there.
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-Are you studying?
-I catch a class when I can.
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Hard times, you know?
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-I read for a showcase.
-Oh, really?
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I got a callback next week.
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-Hope you get it.
-Hey, good luck.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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What you kids having?
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Got a special today on fried clams.
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-Fried clams sound great.
-Yeah, that's fine.
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-Fried clams is great.
-Yeah, sounds good.
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Welcome to Catch a Rising Star.
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Did anybody know it was Monday night?
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Monday night is audition night.
Anybody from anywhere...
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...can come up here and do
what they want.
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You should see what walks in the room.
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Some of the people that started here
were David Brenner...
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...Jimmie Walker...
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...Gabe Kaplan, Freddie Prinze.
Maybe this next young man might...
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...watch them on television.
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Please welcome the comedy stylings...
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...of Ralph Garci, ladies and gentlemen.
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Yay, Ralph!
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Thank you.
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Like Richard said,
my name is Ralph Garci.
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I'm a professional asshole.
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I see we have a few
amateurs in the audience.
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I have some--
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Some. I have all of my friends here
tonight. From P.A. graduating class.