1:56:01
Now, you either hang on or hang up.
All right?
1:56:11
It's a great pleasure to introduce
a young man who's funny and loud.
1:56:14
Especially during my act.
1:56:16
Please welcome the comedy stylings
of Ralph Garci, ladies and gentlemen.
1:56:22
That's right. My name is Ralph Garci,
and I'm a professional asshole.
1:56:31
That's right. I see we have a couple
of amateurs in the audience tonight.
1:56:36
Don't we?
1:56:39
I see. How about sign language?
1:56:42
We have a standing ovation
over there.
1:56:46
That's great. Hon, where you from?
1:56:50
Okey-dokey. That's my best friend.
1:56:56
Yeah, friends are important.
1:56:59
I live in the South Bronx, and up there,
you got the Harlems of--
1:57:03
Shit! I'm sorry.
Excuse me. Fuck it.
1:57:07
That was supposed to be....
1:57:09
The north-- The countries north
of Harlem and west of Puerto Rico.
1:57:13
That's what it was supposed to be.
Yes, indeed it was.
1:57:16
Anyway, there's lots of things there:
1:57:18
Rats, cockroaches,
and, you know, little bugs.
1:57:22
You know what cockroaches are?
Little things that crawl in the night.
1:57:28
Listen, I don't mean to alarm you,
but if you don't laugh, you'll get cancer.
1:57:34
Sorry. That was probably in bad taste,
and I didn't really....
1:57:42
Excuse me. Fuck it.
Thank you very much.