Stir Crazy
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:04:03
My grass!
:04:05
Jesus! You cooked half my stash!
:04:12
Excuse me, dear.
May I talk with you for a minute?

:04:15
-Up your kazoo!
-Up my.... Wait.

:04:18
I'm not trying to be a pest.
I know you're an actress.

:04:21
-Who are you?
-Skip Donahue. I'm a playwright.

:04:24
I saw you do a scene
from Romeo and Juliet.

:04:27
You were wonderful. I'm not just
saying it to be kind. You were lovely.

:04:32
Get out of my way
or I'll kick you in the nuts.

:04:36
Kick in the nuts! You're fantastic.
The way you can switch characters.

:04:42
The difference between this
and Juliet is fabulous.

:04:45
I know you're not wearing
anything under that coat.

:04:49
-What?
-I also know you're a shoplifter.

:04:52
-Part-time.
-Are you some kind of loony tune?

:04:55
No. I'm the store detective here.
Part-time.

:05:03
Mrs. R.H. was my best customer too.
:05:06
Well, I was James' best customer.
He sold me this African gungi '65.

:05:11
Do you know what you've done?
For a little of this, my girlfriend...

:05:16
...was gonna let me have her
and two of her girlfriends.

:05:20
She'll ruin me when she finds out!
:05:22
-Maybe she'll think it's the wine.
-The wine?

:05:25
There's no wine in the world that--
Smell that.

:05:29
This is '65 African gungi
from the motherland.

:05:33
Understand? It's been soaked
in the earth back home. This is mean!

:05:37
One joint of this put Southern
California to sleep back in '65.

:05:42
There was a revolution in '65.
We missed it because of this.

:05:46
This is bad! And you went
and spread it over everything.

:05:50
I hope you had fun,
because I ain't gonna.

:05:53
I saw you pretend to steal that dress.
You even looked guilty.

:05:57
You're a wonderful actress.
But you didn't know...


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