:06:00
It looks very bad.
:06:03
Leo, I ain't no stage singer.
:06:06
So I'm not loud enough for you.
:06:09
All right, so I get up
on the stage occasionally...
:06:14
Get out of here...
:06:16
towards the end of the evening.
:06:18
Granted the old box
ain't what it used to be...
:06:21
but no dancing horses!
:06:23
And now you expect me
to hobble into 60 joints tonight?
:06:26
I can't even get
the chorus slips out.
:06:29
I wonder how
they'd like it if l...
:06:33
Kid, come here. Wanna make a penny?
Any more kids standing around out there?
:06:38
Hey. He can't come in here
without payin'.
:06:40
- He's goin' right away, Charlie.
- I got my orders. He has to pay.
:06:44
He'll keep his eyes closed.
He won't see nothin'. His ears closed.
:06:47
He won't hear nothin',
won't breathe nothin', won't do nothin'.
:06:49
He'II get nothin' of value.
He'll pay nothin'!
:06:52
Here. Give these out
to the clientele. Come on.
:06:58
Give those to the people, son.
:07:00
And speedy. These folks
gotta sing along with me.
:07:03
It's rough when they start with 'Daisy"
in the midst of "Marie of Sunny Italy."
:07:08
Come on. Like this. Come.
Pardon me, folks.
:07:11
Chorus slips for the wonderful song
the lovely Lily Montgomery...
:07:14
is gonna be introducing
in just a few moments.
:07:16
So as not to be left behind
at the bridge...
:07:18
I'm sure you'll want
to peruse these in advance.
:07:21
Waiter! A light here.
:07:23
No need to worry about
the number currently onstage.
:07:25
Ours is far superior in every way...
:07:28
as I'm sure you'll agree
when you hear it, huh?
:07:30
You'll find yourself
just bursting into song as well.
:07:33
It don't hurt to swipe the other slips
some other bozo might have left behind.
:07:36
Out of sight, out of mind, right?
Here. Go.
:07:42
Come on. Go.
:07:45
Beggin' your pardon, folks,
chorus slips for a wonderful song...
:07:49
the lovely Lily Montgomery's gonna
be introducin' in just a few minutes.
:07:54
The kid's a genius.