:51:05
All right, men. You are shortly to be
let loose on the local inhabitants...
:51:11
who, you will be surprised to find,
don't look at all like you.
:51:16
A fact of which they are,
no doubt, eternally grateful.
:51:20
First up, beware of the local eggs,
:51:24
which can be distinguished
only by their antiquity,
:51:27
the local liquor,
which is poisonous,
:51:31
and for those of you contemplating
some horizontal refreshment...
:51:36
(Cheers)
:51:37
Just be warned.
:51:40
Because those proverbial
few moments of pleasure...
:51:43
are very likely to leave you with
a legacy which is horribly painful...
:51:50
difficult to cure
and may get you sent home
:51:52
to face embarrassing questions
from girlfriend and or... wife.
:51:58
However, I know nothing I say
is going to discourage some of you,
:52:02
so I'm going to hand you over
to Doc Morgan
:52:06
who has had it all and cured it all.
:52:08
(Laughter)
:52:09
He will show you how to minimise
the risk, so pay attention.
:52:14
Company... atten-tion!
:52:18
(Laughter)
:52:20
Quiet!
:52:21
(Flute)
:52:34
Hey! Hey, come back here, gippo!
Come back here!
:52:57
Hey, how much for one mule? How much?
:52:59
(All haggle)