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Every February 14th,
Harry comes back to town...
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his pickax stained with blood...
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waiting in the shadows
of the Hanniger Mine...
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just for someone to kill...
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should they not heed his warning.
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It could be you!
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I know what I'm sayin'.
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Forget about having a party at all
on Saturday night...
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or you may not live
to see daylight.
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Laugh now...
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but you'll be sorry
you didn't listen to me.
:13:37
Uh-oh!
:13:40
Come on, Hap!
Lighten up!
:13:42
It's a stupid legend.
:13:43
It gives me the creeps.
:13:45
All right, you guys.
Who ordered the Moosehead?
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I did, you gorgeous slab
of female fleshiness.
:13:57
There is a young barmaid
named Harriet
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Who's never been robbed
of her cherry yet
:14:04
Oh, try as she may
:14:07
This girl can't get laid
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A Valentine virgin
named Harriet
:14:20
Why did you hit me
in the ribs like that?
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- Hey, where ya goin'?
- I just want to put on some music.
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Be my guest.
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Excuse me.
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It's your own fault.
You know that, don't you, T.J.?
:14:46
Never said it wasn't.
:14:49
Then why can't you
accept things the way they are?
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Thing is, I don't like
the way things are.
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Excuse me.