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:20:01
- I'd have to come back and arrest you.
- Bet I could talk you out of it.

:20:05
Bet she could, too.
:20:07
I may drop back later
and check on Mr. Farmer. Let's go!

:20:10
Do that. And, Phil, there's liable to be
some reporters nosing around.

:20:14
The only person who likes reporters
less than me is the chief.

:20:17
They stick their noses in the wrong place,
they get stepped on.

:20:20
Tell Mr. Farmer if he ever does a movie
about the cops...

:20:22
...l've got a lot of stories.
:20:24
- I'll tell him.
- None of that Serpico crap, the real cops.

:20:26
- See you later, Mr. Culley.
- Okay.

:20:40
I don't believe it.
:20:41
The traffic is jammed up
all the way to Topanga.

:20:43
It took me an hour and a half to get here.
:20:45
- How is he?
- Compared to what?

:20:47
Come on. Gary called and said that Felix...
:20:49
I told Gary to tell Sally
not to take an ad out in Variety.

:20:52
- Lila, this is Ben.
- Nice to meet you.

:20:54
Gary was just doing his job.
:20:55
Maybe Felix did try to kill himself,
but Sally will suffer!

:20:58
- I couldn't find a bathing suit.
- Babs, Ben.

:21:00
Nice knowing you.
:21:01
I'd like to nude sunbathe,
but I might get busted.

:21:04
Darling, you already are busted.
:21:06
- You think it's all right?
- I think it's a wonderful idea.

:21:08
Great.
:21:10
Here goes nothing.
:21:20
If that's her idea of nothing,
can you imagine her concept of something?

:21:23
Culley, you're a dirty old man.
:21:27
- Hi, Doc. How is he?
- Hi, Ben.

:21:28
How is he?
:21:30
Why is it nobody ever asks
how the doctor is first?

:21:33
Did it ever occur to you
that I could be sicker than the patient?

:21:36
Irving, I'm sorry.
:21:37
Felix will survive.
:21:39
But for all you know, I might be terminal.
:21:44
Thank God I'm not a surgeon.
:21:45
- Can you wait till I mix you a drink?
- Barely.

:21:47
Please! Felix is going to be all right,
isn't he?

:21:49
He'll be fine.
:21:51
- I'm not so sure about you.
- What's wrong?

:21:53
You look like 180 pounds
of condemned veal.

:21:56
- Let me give you a vitamin shot.
- No, thank you.

:21:58
You never know. It might help.

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