:26:00
I hear that Felix tried to commit suicide.
:26:03
You heard that Felix...
Felix tried to commit suicide.
:26:09
Ridiculous.
:26:15
He fell on her?
:26:16
They've taken her
to the Santa Monica Hospital.
:26:19
How could he fall on her?
:26:21
He was trying to hang himself.
:26:23
- How is he?
- He's okay.
:26:25
Polly might have a fractured pelvis
and a broken leg.
:26:32
Send flowers.
:26:35
He fell on her.
:26:38
Let's get something to eat.
:26:41
Okay.
:26:45
- What a cute dog.
- Yeah.
:26:54
Okay, Felix.
:26:57
Attaboy.
:27:04
Felix.
:27:05
For the last 40 years
I've lived a life of dedicated debauchery.
:27:10
I've consumed enough booze
to destroy a dozen healthy livers.
:27:14
I've filled my lungs with enough nicotine...
:27:16
...to poison the entire population
of Orange County.
:27:19
I've indulged in sexual excesses
that would make Caligula...
:27:22
...look like a celibate monk.
:27:25
I have, in fact, conscientiously,
day in and day out...
:27:29
...for more years than you've been
in this best of all possible worlds...
:27:33
...tried to kill myself,
and I've never felt better in my life.
:27:37
If you're really going to end it all...
:27:39
...I can show you
a half dozen great ways to do it.
:27:45
- What did you give him?
- A pinch of this, a dash of that.
:27:48
Sometimes referred to in the trade
as a Sleeping Beauty boilermaker.
:27:52
Take no notice if he begins to levitate.
It's a common side effect.
:27:55
Culley.