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:14:06
That's three.
:14:08
I think you're ready
for the Special Olympics.

:14:11
That's three.
:14:13
- That's four.
- Four.

:14:15
I was testing you.
:14:17
And here goes five?
Will he do it?

:14:21
Congratulations.
You just doubled your money.

:14:30
I gotta get in shape.
:14:33
I gotta dry out,
or I'll be dead before I'm 30.

:14:37
The army's my only chance.
:14:39
You could join a monastery.
:14:43
Did you ever see a monk get
wildly fucked by some teenage girls?

:14:47
- Never.
- So much for the monastery.

:15:03
You comin' in?
:15:17
Hey, this is a loading zone.
You can't park here.

:15:20
We're not parking it.
We're abandoning it.

:15:23
I can't believe we're doing this.
:15:26
Listen, if I get killed,
my blood is on your hands.

:15:29
- Just don't get it on my shoes, okay?
- Hello.

:15:32
I'm not saying that the army will be
able to do for you what it did for me.

:15:36
All I'm saying is you get out of it
exactly what you put into it.

:15:39
Now, sometimes the army's
your best shot.

:15:43
There's some questions I have to ask.
They're a little personal.

:15:47
Have you ever been convicted
of a felony or a misdemeanor?

:15:50
That's robbery, rape, car theft,
that sort of thing?

:15:54
- Convicted?
- Yeah.

:15:55
- No.
- Never convicted.

:15:59
That's good.

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