:30:01
Now, any of you homos...
:30:04
touch me, and I'll kill you.
:30:10
Lighten up, Francis.
:30:16
You're all in this together.
:30:20
One of these men may save
your life one day, understand?
:30:24
Then again, maybe one of us won't.
:30:34
- You, go ahead.
- Me?
:30:35
Yeah.
:30:37
My name's Dewey Oxberger.
:30:39
My friends call me "Ox."
:30:41
You might have noticed
I've got a slight weight problem.
:30:44
- No!
- Yeah, I do.
:30:46
Anyway, I went to this doctor.
:30:49
He told me I swallowed
a lot of aggression...
:30:52
along with a lot of pizzas.
:30:57
I'm basically a shy person.
:30:59
I'm a shy guy and...
:31:01
he suggested taking one of these
aggression training courses.
:31:05
You know, these aggression training
courses like EST, those type of things.
:31:09
Anyway, it costs 400 bucks
to join this thing.
:31:12
Well, I didn't have the money.
:31:15
And I thought to myself,
"Join the army.
:31:19
It's free."
:31:20
So, I figured while I'm here
I'll lose a few pounds.
:31:24
And you got, what, a six-to-eight week
training program here, a real tough one?
:31:27
Which is perfect for me.
:31:29
I'm gonna walk out of here
a lean, mean, fightin' machine.
:31:35
- Good thinkin', Ox. Real good.
- It is.
:31:37
Ziskey.
:31:39
I've always been kind
of a pacifist.
:31:43
When I was a kid my father told me,
"Never hit anyone in anger...
:31:46
unless you're absolutely sure
you can get away with it."
:31:52
I don't know what kind
of soldier I'm gonna make...
:31:54
but I want you guys to know that
if we ever get into real heavy combat...