:04:00
Mom! I'm home!
:04:06
Now, don't worry
about a thing, okay?
:04:09
Oh, this is nice, really.
:04:13
Listen, if this is gonna get you
in trouble, we'll leave. All right?
:04:17
No, it's okay. GeneraI Barnicke's
gonna be gone until tomorrow morning.
:04:20
Good.
:04:24
Thank you.
:04:27
I feel like I'm 16 years old
in my parents' house...
:04:30
and they're away on a trip.
:04:32
Sixteen?
Wanna play spin the bottle?
:04:35
This guy's doing pretty well.
Interested?
:04:38
All right, you've looked at
the General's refrigerator long enough.
:04:41
- Let's go. Come on.
- Let's look at the General's cupboards.
:04:46
You know, you're very pretty...
:04:51
for a cop.
:04:52
- Oh, thanks a lot.
- No. Thank you.
:04:55
- You know what your problem is, baby?
- No, I don't.
:04:57
Your problem is that you're
heavily armed, you know.
:05:00
Guys have trouble with girls
that are armed.
:05:02
They don't know how to come on.
:05:04
- Do you know the rest of your problem?
- Tell me.
:05:07
You've never had anybody give you
the Aunt Jemima treatment.
:05:09
- No, I certainly haven't had that.
- First you get up on the grill.
:05:15
- I'll get you up to cruising speed.
- Stop!
:05:17
You're sticking on the bottom, dear.
Keep hopping.
:05:22
There you go.
A little bit lumpy.
:05:27
- I'm not enjoying this! Quit it!
- You're not, huh?
:05:31
Maybe you need this.
:05:34
- What are you gonna do with that?
- This. And this.
:05:40
Who's your friend?
Who's your buddy?
:05:43
I am, aren't I?
You're crazy about me.
:05:46
You're incredibly
head-over-heels in love with me.
:05:48
You're helplessly, hopelessly,
deeply in love with me, aren't you?
:05:51
Yes.
:05:54
I knew it.
I had that feeling.
:05:57
Even before I picked this up.