:22:03
[ Laughing ]
:22:07
You know, you are
the best thing...
:22:11
to happen to me
since this whole campaign.
:22:16
You know, I come
to conquer ltaly...
:22:18
because I thought they
were all small, you know ?
:22:21
I heard they was
really tiny guys.
:22:23
Sir, I really think there
are more important things--
:22:26
Shut up !
:22:28
Don't you dare to tell me
my business.
:22:33
You are dismissed, you hear ?
You, Lucien, the rest of you.
:22:38
Great streaks of misery.
:22:40
- But sir--
- No !
:22:45
I'm going to have
some new generals for a bit.
:22:52
[ Napoleon ]
Alexander the Great...
:22:55
five feet exactly.
:22:59
Isn't that incredible ?
:23:02
Alexander the Great, whose empire
stretched from lndia to Hungary--
:23:08
One inch shorter than me.
[ Laughs ]
:23:12
[ Polite Laughter ]
:23:16
[ Clock Chimes ]
:23:19
Oliver Cromwell...
:23:22
the only man with any guts
in British history--
:23:30
Not a big man at all.
:23:35
[ Dog Barking ]
:23:39
Louis IV, 5' 21/2".
:23:45
[ Laughing ]
Charlemagne...
:23:49
a dumpy little five-footer.
:23:51
- [ Snoring ]
- Squatty little chap.