:02:04
We're having a building-fund drive.
St Mary's will be the flower of the desert.
:02:09
Hello, Tommy.
:02:11
I'm sorry, Monsignor, for monopolising
your brother. I just get carried away.
:02:16
That's all right, Father Eduardo.
:02:18
How are you, Tommy?
:02:21
Father Duarte said
you weren't a hundred per cent.
:02:23
Ah, well, who is, Tommy? Who is?
:02:26
Who is?
:02:28
This morning after Mass,
Mr McHugh comes to see me.
:02:31
Nice man, Mr McHugh.
:02:34
When you're a pastor, no one ever stops
by to tell you everything is just swell.
:02:40
When Mr McHugh stops by, it's not to help
Father Eduardo paint the thermometer.
:02:45
No, no.
:02:50
He tells me that his daughter,
a nun, is leaving the convent
:02:53
- to become a professional bowler.
- What?
:02:56
I'm not kidding - a professional bowler.
:02:58
I didn't know they had alleys
in the convents these days.
:03:02
So I, uh... said to him
I'd say a Mass for her.
:03:06
Maybe that'll help her
bowl a perfect string.
:03:10
How are you, Des?
:03:11
Oh, it's a well-known fact the Irish have
more haemorrhoids than other people.
:03:16
Look, Des. I asked you a simple question.
Give me a straight answer.
:03:20
How are you?
:03:25
I'm gonna die, Tommy.
:03:32
You're not kidding.
:03:37
The arteries to the pump are shot.
:03:58
(? choir singing)