Airplane II: The Sequel
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:10:01
Is that a good sign?
:10:03
It does the job.
:10:05
I can't stand it!
I refuse to pay $2,000 a day

:10:10
for a hospital bed, rotten food,
horrible nurses, rotten doctors!

:10:13
What's his problem?
The man's obviously crazy.

:10:16
By the way,
I spoke to Elaine this morning.

:10:19
Elaine? Was she here?
:10:23
No. She called and asked me to
tell you that she's marrying Simon.

:10:27
Tell me the whole story
from the beginning.

:10:30
After all, that's why I'm here.
:10:33
There's really nothing to tell.
:10:35
My story is no different
than anyone else's story.

:10:39
I'm sure you've heard it
a thousand times.

:10:41
It all started during the war.
:10:43
I lost most of my squadron
over Macho Grande.

:10:47
Planes, too.
:10:51
You're too low...
:10:54
After the war, I couldn't go near
anything with a pair of wings.

:10:58
Until fate dropped me in the seat
of a 767 into Chicago with no crew.

:11:04
It's funny how fate can
make heroes out of cowards.

:11:09
After that came the job offers,
then the publicity...

:11:15
...then the crash and the trial.
:11:17
Order! Order!
:11:19
Now this.
:11:21
Well, there's more, but I'm sure
you'd all be bored by it.

:11:27
No, no, no. Continue.
:11:38
This is mission control,
:11:40
in "T" minus one hour, 43 minutes
ground crew report to stations.


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