:21:00
How many kids get a chance
to live on another planet?
:21:03
No kids yelling, "Your old man's
a psychopathic sex pervert"?
:21:07
So I made a mistake.
Anyway, she was asking for it.
:21:10
They're all asking for it
all the time!
:21:13
Dad never slaps me around
at home. It must be his coffee.
:21:18
No. I've been serving Dad decaf.
:21:21
Maybe he's just an asshole.
:21:25
You know, dear? This reminds me of
the first train trip we ever took -
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out to your mother's
house, remember?
:21:32
How could I forget?
:21:33
You were so nervous
about meeting my mama.
:21:36
And I declare,
you were pacing the aisle
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all the way from St Louis
to Sioux Falls.
:21:43
And remember
when we hopped in the family car
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and drove all the way to Woodstock?
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That was a time.
:21:50
And you got that bad acid
and didn't come down for two weeks.
:21:54
You kept telling everyone
that you were Jesus Christ,
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and then you jumped off a roof
'cause you thought you could fly.
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- What a bummer.
- No shit.
:22:56
You look a little green.
Are you all right, young man?