Airplane II: The Sequel
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:44:04
It's no use, Elaine.
I just can't do it.

:44:07
Ted, you were right about this ship.
:44:10
I don't know how to say this,
but maybe in this topsy-turvy world,

:44:15
they should take all the "sane"
people and lock them up

:44:19
and let all the psychopaths
out of the asylums to run the world.

:44:23
No... on second thoughts,
that's a bad idea.

:44:26
What I'm trying to say is that I was
wrong and I hope you forgive me,

:44:29
because we need you in that cockpit
now more than ever.

:44:34
There's some banged-up people
back there.

:44:36
I'll need some fresh sheets, gauze,
and all the Vaseline you have.

:44:40
- Ted, please!
- Right now.

:44:44
- Are you the nurse?
- Yes. Take this.

:44:47
The washroom's just down there
on the right.

:44:50
I don't mean to sound forward.
:44:53
I mean, I know I don't know you,
:44:55
but I don't think we're going
to live through this,

:44:59
and I've never been
with a man before.

:45:03
I know this isn't the right place...
:45:05
Simon, I...
:45:07
This is mission control.
Do you read, Mayflower?

:45:10
This is the Mayflower.
Come in, anyone.

:45:12
Now we're making some headway.
:45:15
We read you, Mayflower.
Identify yourself.

:45:18
Well, this is Elaine Dickenson.
I'm 5'8", 123 pounds,

:45:22
I have... brown hair, blue eyes.
:45:26
I enjoy surfing, backgammon
and men who aren't afraid to cry.

:45:31
Would somebody tell me what a woman
is doing in charge of that ship?

:45:36
Maybe she's got her ship together.
:45:46
But he smells so bad...
:45:51
- Can I sit here, mister?
- Yeah, sure.

:45:56
- Be careful with that.
- I will.

:45:58
- Can I ask a question?
- What is it?


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