:05:01
Who is coming out, Cass?
:05:03
You mean Cass hasn't told you
about dotty old great Aunt Bedelia?
:05:07
The patriarch of our clan?
:05:09
lsn't she the one
who was supposed to have...?
:05:14
Supposed to have murdered her father?
Yes.
:05:22
Bedelia is my aunt.
:05:24
Which means that she is
Richard and Cass's great aunt.
:05:27
Which also means
that she's older than God.
:05:30
But her father, Nathan,
was even older and meaner than that.
:05:36
You're all a bunch of dirty vultures...
:05:39
...just waiting to get your hands
on my money!
:05:45
He was hysterically jealous
of Bedelia all his life.
:05:48
A complete Freudian relationship.
:05:51
Then when he was about 184,
he had a stroke.
:05:55
And lucky Bedelia,
she got to nurse him full-time.
:05:59
Then she met a fella.
:06:01
Yes, sir, a real September courtship.
:06:04
September courtship!
:06:06
This was October or November,
at the very latest.
:06:09
He was 75!
:06:11
Aunt Bedelia is...?
:06:12
Never mind, my dears.
:06:13
The point is Bedelia loved
her rather elderly beau...
:06:17
...and her own father had him murdered!
:06:21
Yarbro was the guy's name
and he supposedly died...
:06:26
...in a "hunting accident."
:06:29
That's what's on the books, anyway.
:06:31
For Bedelia, it was the last straw.
:06:34
She bashed her father's head in
with a marble ashtray.
:06:40
So rumor has it.
:06:43
Well, however it happened...
:06:45
...it was good riddance
to some extremely bad rubbish.
:06:48
And my lovely niece
and my handsome nephew...
:06:51
...have very good reasons
for being pleased...
:06:53
...by old Nathan's death.
:06:55
There was no trouble about the will.
:06:57
Share and share alike.