1:24:03
l don't know.
1:24:06
Come on, Boog. Don't let us down, buddy.
1:24:12
We're missing all the action.
l'll bet he's getting her in hallway.
1:24:19
Can we have a couple more beers
over here?
1:24:22
Do you remember coppin' a feel?
1:24:24
How could l forget?
1:24:25
Boogie was the first. Seventh grade.
1:24:29
When l took out Ruth Ray,
l figured l had to do it.
1:24:32
-Ruth Ray, eighth grade.
-Right.
1:24:36
Sat on the couch
in her club cellar for hours...
1:24:39
...trying to figure out
how to get my arm around her.
1:24:41
Finally, l learned the move.
1:24:44
Do you know the move?
1:24:46
l yawned and put my arm
around her shoulder.
1:24:49
Then.... Man, was l young.
1:24:51
Then came the big task of getting my hand
down to her breast.
1:24:56
By the time l got the nerve
to move down...
1:24:59
...l realized that my arm was asleep.
1:25:01
-No?
-Yeah.
1:25:02
There wasn't time enough to take it away,
get the feeling again, and start over.
1:25:06
l had to be in by 1 1 :00.
Time was runnin' out.
1:25:09
The breast was moved toward,
with my arm asleep.
1:25:13
My first copping a feel was like this.
1:25:18
That doesn't even count.
1:25:20
Then l see the guys. You were there.
1:25:22
They say, ''Did you cop a feel?''
1:25:25
l said, ''Yeah.'' The guys said,
''How was it?'' l said, ''Great.''
1:25:29
Do you mean to tell me that
you never copped a feel from Ruth Ray?
1:25:32
No.
1:25:33
You lied to me?
1:25:34
-l ought to kill you.
-You believed me.
1:25:37
l was dumb.
1:25:43
And you believed me, you dick.
1:25:48
Yeah, the whole thing with girls is painful.
1:25:53
And it seems like it keeps getting
more painful instead of easier.