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Aloha.
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My name is Mr. Hand.
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I have but one question for you.
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Can you attend my class?
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It is for your own good. And if you
can't make it, I can make you.
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We have a 20-question quiz every Friday.
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Your grade is the average
of all your quizzes,
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plus the midterm and final
which counts for one-third.
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Got it?
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Also...
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There will be no eating. E-A-T-l-N-G.
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No eating in this class!
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You get used to doing
your own business on your own time.
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That's one demand I make.
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Just like you wouldn't want me
to come to your house...
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- and discuss U.S. History
on your time, understand?
- Yes, sir.
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This guy's been stoned
since the third grade.
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- Yes?
- Yeah, I'm registered in this class.
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- What class?
- This is U.S. History.
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- I see the globe right there.
- Really?
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Hey.
May I come in?
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Oh, please!
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I get so lonely when I hear
that third attendance bell ring...
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and all my kids are not here.
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Sorry, I'm late. It's just like
this new schedule's totally confusing.
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I know that dude!
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Mr. Spicoli.
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That's the name they gave me.
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- You're ripping my card!
- Yes.
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Hey, bud, what's your problem?
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No problem at all.
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I think you know
where the front office is.