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See how awful they are, grasping and go-getting.
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Okay, one over there.
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You can feel morally superior and smug.
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Right, there's one coming right over there.
Mind out, charlies!
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A big one, one big one, there we go!
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All right! Now, the reason we do
this, ladies and bruces,
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is frankly over here we find your American
beer is a little like making love in a canoe!
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Making love in a canoe?
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It's fucking close to water!
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Piss!
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Well now, we're going to try and raise
the tone a little here by singing
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a nice intellectual song for for those
two or three of you in the audience...
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Right!
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...who understand these things. So, here we go!
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Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
:14:44
Who was very rarely stable
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Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
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Who could think you under the table
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David Hume could out-consume
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Schopenhauer and Hegel
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And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
:14:57
Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel
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There's nothing Nietszche couldn't teach ya
:15:03
'Bout the raising of the wrist
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Socrates himself was permanently pissed
:15:11
Just a...
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How do you like that? All right!
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Let's hold it a second. I can see some of these
bruces are in a bit of a playful mood tonight.
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Ain't that, Bruce?
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Some of the ones that don't have
straws up their nose.
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Anyway, why don't we do something rather...
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Why don't we get some of these guys to sing along
with us? Okay, and some of the Shielas too.
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Ok, I've got the words somewhere.
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Right! Ready!
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Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
:15:38
Who was very rarely stable
:15:41
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy...
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They're a typical Hollywood audience!
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All the kids are on drugs, and all the
adults are on roller skates!
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Very philosophical, Bruce, I like it.
:15:52
Have we got any...have we got anything
bigger to put the words up
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for these rather shortsighted people?