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Swimming costumes, candid...you know,
"candid" photography?
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No, we don't have a camera!
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Ah. Still, whoahaah! Eh? Whoahaah! Eh?
Whoahaah! Eh? Whoahaahaha! Huhuh!
:36:16
Look, are you insinuating something?
:36:20
Oh, no, no, no...
:36:22
yes!
:36:25
Well?
:36:26
Well, I mean, you're a man of the world, squire,
you know...you're...you've been around, you know?
:36:31
What do you mean?
:36:33
Well, I mean, like, you've...you know, you...like...
you've done it, you know...you've slept...with a lady?
:36:44
Yes.
:36:46
What's it like?
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Good afternoon, and welcome to
a packed Olympic stadium,
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München, for the second leg of
this exciting final.
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GERMANY VS. GREECE
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And here come the Germans now,
led by their skipper "Nobby" Hegel.
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They must surely start favorites this afternoon.
:37:07
They've certainly attracted the most attention
from the press with their team problems.
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And let's now see their line-up :
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The Germans playing 4-2-4, Leibniz in goal,
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back four Kant, Hegel, Schopenhauer, and Schelling,
:37:19
front runners Schlegel, Wittgenstein,
Nietzsche, and Heidegger,
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and the midfield duo of Beckenbauer and Jaspers.
:37:24
Beckenbauer obviously a bit of a surprise there.
:37:28
And here come the Greeks, led out by their veteran
centre half Herakleitos. Let's look at their team :
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As you'd expect, it's a much more
defensive line-up.
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Plato's in goal, Socrates a front
runner there, and Aristotle as sweeper.
:37:39
Aristotle, very much the man in form.
One surprise is the inclusion of Archimedes.
:37:47
Well, here comes the referee: K'ung fu-tsze
(Confucius) and his two linesmen,
:37:51
St Augustine and St Thomas Aquinas.
:37:53
And as the two skippers come together to
shake hands we're ready for the start
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of this very exciting final.. The referee,
Mr. Confucius, checks his sand...and...